$640 Million Jackpot

I bought a ticket. Okay, five tickets. Even though I know that I'm not going to win, it's still kind of fun to imagine what I would do with that kind of money.

1. Pay off my bills, most notably, my car.

2. Try to buy myself a college degree.

3. Go to Italy!

4. Donate some to charity, mostly places I have personal experience with.

5. Buy donuts for my coworkers.

6. Buy a Russian husband.

7. Create a nonprofit.

8. Start a business.

9. Take a bath in $100 bills.

10. Let me parents retire.